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THE TALE OF MARY THE SUE
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ONCE UPON A TIME A BABY WAS BORN HER NAME WAS MARY AND HER HAIR WAS RAINBOWS AND HER EYES WERE PURPLE AND SHE WAS ALSO ROME'S SISTER. SHE MATURED SO FAST AND ALL HETALIA MEN FELL IN LOVE WITH HER EXCEPT S,KOREA,ROMANIA,GREECE,SWEDEN AND FINLAND BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAME FOR HER. ONE DAY PRUSSIA PROPOSED TO HER AND THEN THEY GOT MARRIED AND STARTED TO MAKE BABIES AND THEN EVERYONE SHE LOVED DIED THEN SHE WENT ON A SUPER AWESHUM QUEST TO GET THEM BACK AND -

Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP, Who the FUCK is this Mary chick?
Mary: I"M THE BEST COUNTRY EVER I SPARKLEEEE
Me: Haha, NO
Romania: WTF is going on!?!
Germany: BRUDER WHAT THE HELL!?!
Prussia: I WAS DRUGGED I SWEAR TO GOD
Mary: AND I SHALL DO IT AGAIN! (drugs le Hetalia guys)
Me: AS THE ADMIN OF THIS ACCOUNT I ORDER YOU TO STOP!
Hayley: You go Jill!
Greece: (was asleep) whathappened
Dawn: FOR CANADA!
Mary: I WILL END YOU ALL WITH MY SUPER RAINBOW BEAMS THAT COME OUT OF MY DICK
Me: I'm sorry, WHAT!?!
Hayley: This has to end....like NOW
Dawn: TMT UNIFICATION!

(le unification sequence)

TMTUnification: YOU WILL END NOW!
Mary: (kills it)
All everyone on this earth: MARY WE LOVE YOU BEAR MY CHILDREN PLZ

AND THEN SHE GOT HER HAPPY ENDING AND BECAME QUEEN OF EARTH

THE END-

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(six in the morning)
Mary: (on my computer)
Me: (walks in half asleep) WAIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!?!
Mary: YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!!! (jumps out my window)
Me: NOT SO FAST YOU F***ING SUE!
Mary: I'M NOT A SUE!

5 minutes later

Romania: (poking the dead body) what WAS that?
Me: A Mary-sue....
Romania: I don't like Mary sues
England: what on earth is the blood RAINBOW?
Me: ewww....


THE FUCKING END

THERE YOU GO
WHY THE FUCK DID I EVEN BOTHER WRITING THIS

I HATE MARY SUES

(I have nothing else better to do....)

Hetalia Ain't mine

Hayley - :iconsexygreeceplz:
Dawn - :iconsexycanadaplz:
Me - :iconsexyromaniaplz:

WHAT ON EARTH DRUGS AM I ON
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:iconthecatwafflez:
TheCatWafflez Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck mary sues. fuck fandoms. LETS JUST FUCK IT.
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darkninja45 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW OK

I might do another one of these, now i have more fandoms to cover
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:iconthecatwafflez:
TheCatWafflez Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
do all the fandoms!
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:icondarkninja45:
darkninja45 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes I will write it now!
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:iconthecatwafflez:
TheCatWafflez Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
w00t!
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:icondarkninja45:
darkninja45 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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SimRandyCunninghamx2 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy sh-
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:icondarkninja45:
darkninja45 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess you liked it?
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SimRandyCunninghamx2 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep.
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darkninja45 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for all the faves!
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